Turkish China

Turkish China
You know nice Turkish jokes?

Answering the question on behalf of Istanbul, which was planning to put a claim in Pasalimani in Greece, in the name of the great nation Ayrania, but then the following joke came to mind: The people of Rize (a city of 78,000 people) decides to declare war on China, but then abandon the idea. Someone curious and asked why, and people respond Rize: "We thought and thought and finally decided that we can not find enough space in Rize to bury everyone. "Shoot!" A "Mikro" Limano not be enough for a great nation as a nation Ayranian.: DDD

Joke1) At a global conference on the history of Internet technology, the share of delegates from their countries of ancient communication technologies. French Delegates says: "We have carried out excavations in Paris and catch up with old copper wires of 20 meters, which shows that the old Frenchman had cable Internet connection ". The Americans say" In our excavations in New York, we have found optical fiber cables, 30 meters, this shows that we connect broadband in ancient times. "The Turkish delegate says:" In our excavations we have dug as deep as 50 meters but could not find anything. This means that there wi-fi at the moment "Joke 2) BREAKING NEWS-A helicopter crashed in a cemetery on the outskirts of Trabzon. The authorities said they have recovered 100 bodies so far as recovery efforts continue. Joke 3) and Temel Dursun decide to immigrate to America there are opportunities to work in Trabzon. They have no money either, so who decide to swim all the way to New York. Swim swim swim were the days and weeks pass, and finally on the horizon to see freedom lady. At that time Temel dursun said, "You know what chap, I'm exhausted, I'm going home! "